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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 01:31
Next, they tried...
Still no good.
Nuts and Butts
Google says its updated Gemini 2.5 Pro AI model is better at coding - TechCrunch
Another attempt resulted in ...
They put up a sign reading
No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
Minds and Behinds
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So, the docs changed it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
Satellite Images Suggest US Avoided Iran’s Nuclear Reactors - Bloomberg.com
No way
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
It turns out weather on other planets is a lot like on Earth - The Washington Post
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
Anthropologists map Neanderthals' long and winding roads across Europe and Eurasia - Phys.org
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Freaks and Cheeks
Loons and Moons
You sound like ChatGPT - The Verge
So they tried
share office space ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Log in to your Samsung account by the end of next month or forever hold your peace - Android Police
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good
Hysterias & Posteriors
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why do people think Justin Bieber is worse than Joseph Stalin?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Just Forget it!
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